Forgiveness Friday

My Closest Friend, sometimes I hurt you. Sometimes I do things without thinking that cause a rift in our relationship. Wouldn't it be great if each week, we could clear the air, reconnect, and ask for forgiveness?

So, I'd like to ask that you forgive me...
- for limiting my dishwashing prowess to pans only, I'm sorry that lids always evade my attention.
- for letting you fall prey to the new electronic gnostic addiction of ebooks.
- for "innocently" brushing up against you each time we see each other, although I'm blaming this on the example set by my dad.
- for watching my beloved and inept Hoosiers during your foot rub instead of "The Aviator."
- for all of our shows being reruns this week (well, actually this wasn't on me at all, but someone should be asking forgiveness for reruns... we have Hulu now, we don't need to re-air this season's earlier content).
- for the sad truth that the kissing monster hasn't properly attacked you yet ;-)
- for not-so-subtly suggesting we blow our budget on pizza and breadsticks.
- for missing our little parting prayer time this morning before I went to work :-(
- for introducing you to snappy little bands like Mates of State and MuteMath, you'll never get them out of your head!

But finally and sincerely, in the words of a classic prayer:

I confess to you,
my beloved wife,
that I have sinned through my own fault,
in my thoughts and in my words,
in what I have done,
and in what I have failed to do.

I love you!